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March 07 2017

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perryite:

Monster Factory + the McElroy brothers attempt to find human likenesses for their creations

phil-of-the-phuture:

anonymouscatperson:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

catf8sh:

bye-onara:

robotbisexual:

karajames:

poonpie:

thesoftgrape:

thehumorousace:

lgbtqpjo:

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender
Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

fun fact

narwhalsarefalling:

transcoranic:

narwhalsarefalling:

squirrelstone:

narwhalsarefalling:

lam-baka:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

unintelligible-screaming:

madchen:

pourmesomevino:

emptyburrito:

madchen:

how blindfolds and restriction of vision are associated with helplessness and captivity but represent reclaimed agency and identity for terezi…

how dare you induce homestuck related emotions into my cold flesh prison in November 2016. how dare you

Don’t they represent blind justice? As in she should make the work of justice despite if there are feelings or familiarity with the person being judged? Didn’t she go blindfolded again when she decided to kill Gamzee, regardless of her personal conflictive feelings about him, to do parcial and detached, pure justice?

things can mean more than one thing at the same time

yes the blindfold was yet another notch for terezis already pretty heavy handed lady justice incarnate parallels.

her disability was a huge part of her identity. terezi becoming seeing again stripped her of a very essential part of herself. when she dons the blindfold and goes after gamzee its a reclamation of who she was before her abuse and downward spiral as well as a hit back against her abuser. the blind justice schtick was part of her identity and sense of self as well so. layers.

also, note that the symbol of justice is a woman with sword, scales, and blindfold — not a blinded woman. it indicates a choice to do justice without prejudice, not a lack of a choice. terezi choosing to reclaim her disability foreshadows her choice to devise the retcon and to use her mind powers (which literally focus on seeing choice!) to create a more just timeline, therefore furthering the blind justice symbolism, her abuse recovery, her personal development, and the upcoming plot.

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korolevcross:

weirt:

rest in peace you boy

it was a surreal day for texas

nflstreet:

officialyasen:

officialyasen:

can we replace cum with kek 

daddy give me the kekkies

i pray to every god out there that they smite you for this post

leviathan-supersystem:

thepeacockangel:

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

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viridian-sun:

connard-cynique:

Reblog if you would date a 8ft tall woman ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

@paragonrobits

March 06 2017

11eagle:

sexioto:

letsmakeloaf:

usbdongle:

fun game: replace a single word in an idiom with “fuck”

examples:
- go fuck a kite
- no sense fucking a dead horse
- don’t count your chickens before they fuck
- they don’t have two coins to fuck together

#gotta fuck a few eggs to make an omelet#don’t fuck a gift lion in the mouth#time fucks all wounds

  • a penny for your fuck?
  • don’t fuck around the bush
  • I’ll fuck that bridge when I get to it
  • don’t fuck on the bandwagon
  • when in rome, fuck as the romans do
  • those who live in glass houses should not fuck stones
  • a fuck is worth a thousand words
  • if you want something done right, you have to fuck it yourself

A fuck in the hand is worth two in the bush

nannycanes:

damianmcgintleman:

thankyougreenlantern:

I’m watching a doc about judy garland and wow gay men love her

fun fact gay men used to refer to themselves as “friends of dorothy” when it was still illegal to be gay because garland was so popular in the queer male community but ONE TIME the NIS was investigating homosexual affairs and they kept coming across the term and they thought there was some mysterious figure, some woman named dorothy, and they were like “we gotta find her and convince her to tell us which members of the navy are gay!” and essentially began a manhunt for dorothy from the wizard of oz

#we’ll get you my pretty #and your little gays too

pumpkinskull:

chubey:

hey guys friendly reminder from your fave Canadian that esk*mo is a slur so please don’t use it!

I see it usually in the context of “esk*mo kisses” which may pop up when people talk about their ships and their headcanon, but it means “snow eaters” in cree and is a slur against Inuit people so please just don’t use it!

and I would appreciate if u reblogged this because people outside Canada don’t seem to know this for the most part

This post is well-intentioned but not 100% accurate.

“Eskimo” is/was broadly used to refer to certain native peoples in Greenland, Canada, Alaska, and Siberia. Most, but not all of those groups find it offensive. In fact, “Inuit” is not considered an acceptable replacement term for all of these peoples. Here’s the breakdown:

  • Greenlandic Inuit (Kalaallit) consider Eskimo a slur.
  • Canadian Inuit (Innuinaq, Inuvialuit, and others) consider Eskimo a slur.
  • Alaskan Inuit (Iñupiat) do not consider Eskimo a slur.
  • Alaskan and Siberian Yupik people are not Inuit, and do not consider Eskimo a slur.
  • Together, Native Alaskan Iñupiat and Yupik can be called Eskimo
  • I’m not sure if “Inuit” is considered offensive to Yupik peoples, but it is at the very least inaccurate.
  • There is another related group, the Aleut or Unangax peoples, who are neither Eskimo nor Inuit.

Also, the provided etymology is incorrect. There are a few different proposed etymologies for “Eskimo,” none of which are 100% agreed on, but “snow eater” is not one of them. The etymology most closely linked to the word’s slur status is “raw meat eater.” Other proposed etymologies are “snowshoe netter” or “speakers of a different language.” 

tl;dr OP is correct that you should never use Eskimo to refer to Inuit in Canada and Greenland, but it is acceptable to use for Alaskan Inuit (Iñupiaq) people and for Yupik people. The safest all-encompassing term would be Inuit and Yupik (and Aleut, if applicable).

(If you are more familiar with Alaskan Native people than me and disagree with my sources, please do correct me. For now though, I believe this to be accurate.)

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gayunclejunkrat:

this image but w/ pharah tracer and junkrat

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lynxgriffin:

Soooo what if Peridot demands that she get her own room in the temple so that she doesn’t have to stay in Steven’s bathroom anymore

But of course they can’t change the star on the door so

They just install an alternative

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But Y=MX+B is a straight line. That’s some parabolic shit going on on that dude’s head

i-am-a-lethal-giraffe:

writing-is-a-bitch:

How I wanted the first lines of my story to be: serious, poetic, something to look back on and slap your forehead at because of the hidden foreshadowing

The actual first lines of my story:

10/10 would rather read a story with the second beginning.

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