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August 07 2017

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leslierevolution:

this fucking movie 

meatballmeatballspaghetti:

w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

honestly fuckin “lovecraft inspired” games are everywhere and in every genre except the one they really need to be in

farming sims

like nothing says lovecraft like being aware of cosmic terror in your town and being unable to do anything about it so you sort of just tend to your radishes and hope everything turns out okay but you pull up one of your radishes and there’s a human head at the base of the stalk and you drop it as soon as you make eye contact with it but once you go to pick it up again it’s a normal radish

moxperidot:

moxperidot:

wetwareproblem:

internet-recluse:

moxperidot:

self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]

Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.


so this is why this post has eighty fucking thousand notes

*screaming*

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jtrocks9:

QUALITY JOURNALISM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

PLEASE NINTENDO, GIVE ME A GAME WITH THESE THREE THAT ISNT A SPORTS GAME

DO YOU THINK THIS WILL STOP ME!!??

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petermaximoff:

herovigilante:

phdna:

velmakinkley:

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

“be careful with mine, its vintage.”

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

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xchaotica:

wingedcorgi:

maybe it’s…. subtle.

@kaorou
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dafunk:

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

August 06 2017

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kiisapmata:

bloodydifficult:

nichigin:

This is the kind of gay jokes that we, as a community, deserve

and the sequel

“I’m going to be straight with you”

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suppermariobroth:

Maximum petting speed in the Pet Cat souvenir in WarioWare: Twisted.

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alithuanianpotato:

bigassmagnet:

airoehead:

astrotheology:

matthewonyourside:

UPDATE ON THE SALMAN/MUDASIR/ASIF SAGA!!!

no! this was posted in 2015, during the original fallout 

don’t listen to fake news

First thought: oh thank goodness.

Second thought: why am I so invested in the friendship drama of three men I have never and will never meet.

Crisis averted 

The Burning River

geostatonary:

In Heaven, deep in the garden and the angel’s great work, there is a throne. It is empty and much debate is had as to whose it is and whether it be right to claim it, but that is not our concern. What is is that from this throne there is a spring of fire, that soon grows to a mighty river.

This is the angel Majesty, who is the Burning River.

It is not long before the River cascades from the edge of Heaven, a waterfall of liquid fire that splits into countless tributaries, raining upon the world. In this way, Majesty seeks to lift us up and exalt us.

You may be wandering, lost in the dark, when suddenly you see the path laid out in the light of the fire in your soul. You may be speaking, urging your fellows to new heights when they realize they cannot look away, pulled to the light of your words.  You may be hounded by beasts and shadows when they suddenly find themselves trembling at the burning on your brow. Know then, that you are anointed by one of the River’s countless tributaries, that the liquid drops of Majesty’s flames rush through and around you on their journey downward.

Majesty loves nothing more than you be the best you can be.

Eventually, Majesty ceases to fall and pools; sometimes it pools above in our world, but most often the Burning River’s journey ends in the depths of Hell.

Majesty loves it’s fallen siblings, but it is a painful, burning love. It’s Hell- it couldn’t be otherwise.

So it offers them two gifts:

That since the moment of the fall, it shall always light the way back to Heaven,

And that until they choose redemption, it shall love them, and not forsake them of it’s heat and light.

And so, to their sorrow and their joy, the Fallen anoint themselves with their sibling, and make painful, burning crowns of it, for such is their love and their dedication that they hold dearest that which hurts them most.

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laughhard:

A Wicked Curse Indeed

hoaxmakesmusic:

madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out nice*

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